Singing Telegram Options
UNINVITED PARTY CRASHER SINGING TELEGRAMS
The singing telegram party entertainers show up to disrupt your event, but end up being the hit of the party!
That loud guy who shows up to crash the party. Who invited him? And when is he going to leave?
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She's loud and crazy and in no condition to drive. How can you expect this uninvited party guest to go?
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She's hungry but what she really needs is a drink! Nobody likes a beggar unless it's Gladys, the hilarious bag lady.
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ST PATRICK'S DAY SINGING TELEGRAMS
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LEPRECHAUN singing telegrams
St Patty's Day Surprise and a unique birthday party gift for those who claim their Irish heritage.
GIRL LEPRECHAUN sing o grams
St Patricks's Day entertainer and a fun birthday gift for an Irish man or woman..
Oh Oh. He's been hittin' the bottle again. Blarney singing telegrams are big Irish fun on St. Patty's Day!
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PRANK CHARACTER SINGING TELEGRAMS
Our actors will fool them at first, then burst into song revealing it's just a prank singing telegram!
Fool them for a minute with a cop who will arrest and handcuff the guest of honor. Then burst into song letting them know it's a prank.
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We have realistic female cops or sexy dress female cops to handcuff and arrest. Great gag gift.
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Someone is under investigation! Great prank for a co-worker, friend or family member.
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Fool your boss or co-worker with the crabby customer from hell!
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"You didn't order this? Well maybe you should just eat it anyway, instead of being so fussy."
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"Well I'm thirsty too, but you don't hear ME whining about it!"
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fake DELIVERY SINGING TELEGRAM
Fake package delivery will have the whole office laughing.
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PIZZA FACE SINGING TELEGRAM
Who ordered the Pizza? And who's gonna pay for it?
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No one wants a visit from the IRS. Not until they hear our IRS agent sing!
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COSTUMED CHARACTER SINGING TELEGRAMS
G Rated Singing Telegrams - Silly good clean fun party entertainers for your family adult birthday party or office adult birthday party.
Gorilla grams make a fun office surprise for birthdays and anniversaries or retirement parties.
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Great for an outrageous surprise! Or for someone who LOVES the color pink.
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Chickens are funny. A chicken gram will liven up any office birthday or home party.
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A classic. A great choice for almost any occasion.
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Kooky nurse will examine the birthday boy!
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Wacky Birthday Fairy will come to make sure their birthday wishes are granted.
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A man in a fairy costume? This is sure to get plenty of laughs
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The cowboy is a great choice for country western music fans.
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The cowgirl is a great choice for country music fans.
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For that less than urban friend you want to tease.
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A baby gram is great for mom's birthday, an expecting mom, a gender reveal party or a baby shower.
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Happy G rated singing clown is great for corporate settings and family parties.
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Sweet friendly bear for a happy surprise.
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Tease her with a visit from Ned. He will reveal his secret crush much to her dismay!
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Great nerd gram choice for that nerdy technophile.
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High energy cheers. Great as a congratulations singing telegram.
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Hula gram for tropical themed parties or just for fun.
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A man in a hula skirt is always great fun.
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"Argh! We be lookin' for some booty at the birthday party!"
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Is someone leaving for the military? The drill sergeant will make sure he's ready for bootcamp.
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I want YOU to let me sing at your next event!
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This vintage style Navy Gal is a good choice for a Navy veteran's birthday surprise.
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For the ex-scout or the woman who wishes she'd have married one!
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When the birthday girl is so old she need a Fire Man to put out the candles on her cake!
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Is there a neanderthal in the house? Maybe he needs company.
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Does Someone need help in the kitchen?
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For that Red Hat Society lady you know.
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These characters can take the confession of someone who has been naughty.
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The angel of death will come to take away the over the hill birthday victim.
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Great choice for the woman you want to acknowledge as a super hero.
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Straight from the Jungle, this wild woman will tame that party animal you know.
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A Xena or vikings fan will be thrilled to meet our warrior princess.
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Someone who likes Star Wars will love our superstar warfare space battlers.
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Or Swedish folk girl or just about any folk girl.
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This Kilt man can be Scottish or Irish, (but don't let his father know.)
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FLIRTATIOUS CHARACTER SINGING TELEGRAMS
PG Rated Fun flirty singing telegram characters ideal for the home adult birthday party and non-stuffy casual work environments.
Doctor Whoopie performs a mock physical with an awfully large thermometer. Great for an over the hill birthday
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Nurse Feelgood has a bag of funny props to administer a check-up exam in addition to singing and joking around.
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Send a cute french maid to dust off the old man
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He's come to steal a kiss from the birthday girl.
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Funny twist on the Zorro character.
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She'll grant his 3 wishes including that belly dance lesson he's always wanted!
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Surprise funny gal pal for that fishing fanatic you know
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A good choice for a mechanic, handy man or that fix-it guy you know.
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He's come to fix the pipes and charm her with a few songs.
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When someone is so old you need a fire fighter to put out the candles on his cake!
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Get your motor runnin' for the biker fanatic you know
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Who doesn't love a leather biker dude? Well I guess most people don't, but I bet you know someone who does!
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If an "It Girl" could be a clown, this is definitely her. Great for Pennywise fans.
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ON THE DARKER SIDE SINGING TELEGRAMS
PG 13 Rated Singing Telegrams - Sarcastic off color humor. These party entertainers use sexual innuendo and mild swearing four your adult birthday party .
Surprise your grown up with a Bad Kids' Clown. Hilarious humor on the darker side.
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This character is NOT for kids! Poor Blarney has been hitting the bottle.
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"Did you forget we met 9 months ago? We need to get hitched right away."
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Take it off? Please! Put it back on...
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The perfect gift for someone who hates mimes.
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A throwback character to tease the guy or gal who wants to relive their punk rocker days.
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Naughty Russian spy and songstress.
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Off color inbred humor. Fun way to tease someone who lives out in the sticks.
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Smarmy dude is all about the money. Funny joke for a sales team meeting.
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Now a sad pathetic excuse for the king of rock 'n roll, this fowl mouthed drug worn Elvis has seen better days. Irreverent and funny.
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CREATE YOUR OWN CHARACTER
We can also create custom singing telegram characters just for your adult birthday party.
Create a character
Don’t see what you’re looking for? Have an idea? We can also create custom characters. Let us know what you have in mind. We might just be able to do it.
ADD ONS
Add balloons, flowers or candy to your singing telegram delivery.
Flowers
For an additional $50 add flowers to your singing telegram delivery. A dozen roses in a vase.
Balloons
For an additional $25 add balloons to your singing telegram delivery.
Cakes & candy
We can bring a cake, cupcakes or candy along with your singing telegram delivery.
CELEBRITY IMPERSONATOR SINGING TELEGRAMS
15 minute singing telegram visits from celebrity lookalikes and soundalikes. Quality party entertainers for your adult birthday party entertainment needs. Pricing is variable. Call for a price quote.
ELVIS impersonator SINGING TELEGRAM
Elvis is still alive but probably doesn't look like this anymore.
MARILYN impersonator SINGING TELEGRAM
Marilyn Monroe sings a breathy Happy Birthday
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW impersonator singing teleGRAM
Where's the rum?
CHER impersonator SINGING TELEGRAM
She can Turn Back Time for any birthday.
BARBRA STREISAND impersonator singing TELEGRAM
Who doesn't love Babs?
DOLLY PARTON impersonator SINGING TELEGRAM
She ain't real dumb and she ain't a real blonde neither.
Madonna impersonator SINGING TELEGRAM
She's not exactly Like a Virgin!
LIZA impersonator SINGING TELEGRAM
Liza with a Z is just marvelous or fabulous or stupendous. Whatever superlative you can use.
JUDY GARLAND as dorothy SINGING TELEGRAM
And Toto too? For an extra fee she can bring her little dog along.
RICHARD SIMMONS impersonator SINGING TELEGRAM
He's sweatin' to the oldies
Borat sing Kazakhstan anthem for you and other songs of delight.
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BETTY BOOP impersonator SINGING TELEGRAM
This talkatoon tart will sing in her signature “boop-boop a doop” style
Thor impersonator singing telegram
Hunky Thor look-a-like will delight fans with a surprise visit.
EASTER BUNNY VISITS AND SINGING TELEGRAMS
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Easter bunny home visits
Kids wait with eager anticipation for the arrival of the Easter Bunny.
EASTER BUNNY FOR EVENTS
Available for restaurant visits and community events.
CHRISTMAS THEMED SINGING TELEGRAMS
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TRADITIONAL SANTA SINGING TELEGRAM
Traditional Santa Clause for holiday parties and events. And he works on holidays!
bad santa singing telegram
He's drunk and he isn't for kids. A hilarious choice for grown up holiday parties and events.
christmas elf singing telegram
This G-rated friendly Elf is a wonderful option when kids are present.
buddy elf singing telegram
He's everyone's Buddy.
sexy Mrs santa claus singing telegram
Mrs Santa had a make-over.
santa anna singing telegram
Charming family holiday entertainment.
grinchy mascot SINGING TELEGRAM
Funny holiday spoiler.
REINDEER SINGING TELEGRAM
Rudolf has retired from pulling sleighs to pursue his singing career.
grinchy singing telegram
Elaborate make-up holiday spoiler
VALENTINE'S DAY CHARACTERS
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Cupid singing telegram
Pierce her heart with a Valentine's love song
Female cupid singing telegram
Cute woman Cupid can cheer up his day.
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Flamingo Party People
Flamingo party people
Formerly Flamingos By The Yard. We deliver surprise lawn displays for birthdays, anniversaries, birth announcements, get well wishes and more. We show up at night to set up the display. Your loved one wakes up to a wonderful surprise! In business for over 40 years. We also offer indoor decoration services for offices and home parties.
WE HAVE MORE THAN JUST FLAMINGOS
Check out our many lawn display options. Including hearts, cows, pigs, tombstones, dogs, smiley faces, buzzards, high heels, penguins, footballs, baseballs, golf balls, fish, black flamingos, purple flamingos, green flamingos, graduation heads, stork new baby announcements and combination displays.
great for special birthdays and other special occasions
Along with the lawn ornaments we have signage that is included with the display. We have banners to announce Happy Birthday, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th and 90th birthdays, Congratulations . We can also spell out customized messages with individual letters.