Family Friendly Singing Telegrams

Gorilla Singing Telegrams

GORILLAS! GORILLAS! GORILLAS!

It could either be your best friend’s fantasy come true or Jane Goodall’s worst nightmare. One of our most popular and versatile singing telegrams, the Gorilla-Gram can be suited to nearly any occasion. 


Yes, folks, we’ve got pink gorillas, black gorillas, boy gorillas, girl gorillas, gorillas with hats, gorillas in skirts, gorillas who sing, gorillas who strip for adult birthday parties. 


We can add clothes on top of the gorilla costume to fit your special occasion such as a graduation gown and cap, a business suit, a cheerleader sweater, a sports team T-shirt. The sky's the limit.


What do all these gorillas have in common? Well, in between their grunts, you’ll find they all have singing voices as smooth and silky as their coats. And, despite their primitive intelligence, they will know a surprising amount of personal information about your friend…

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Our party entertainers can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for family or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for an adult birthday party in Minneapolis Saint Paul, Hudson WI and surrounding areas.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)


For an extra fee, this telegram can be upgraded into a PG rated comedy strip, perfect for bachelor or bachelorette parties and appropriate for both men and women in the audience.

pricing

Goriila is $150.

$50 add on for strip tease  to boxers or bikini

Additional zone fee applies based on location. 

and 20% gratuity is customary.


Call us today to schedule your gorilla gram!

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Gorilla Options

Black Gorilla

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Please give this Gorilla a job at your adult birthday party . When he's not working, he just lounges around all day watching girls in bikinis and drinking cocktails.


We are worried he might get sunburned or heat stroke if he spends too much time in the sun. Perhaps he'll need a liver transplant if he keeps drinking. Besides that, the bikini girls are starting to become annoyed.

PINK GORILLA

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Say hello to Pinky, our pink gorilla. As you might imagine, this ape didn't really fit in very well in the jungle. It liked to always have a good time, and was too busy dancing and making party hats out of bananas instead of being a regular gorilla. 


This gorilla, like the rare white albino gorillas, was born with a previously recessive trait, and that trait, in this case, was the party gene. This wacky ape will make its way through the jungle bringing a wild time to any adult birthday party . 

DANCING GORILLA

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If a regular gorilla isn't ridiculous enough for you, then a dancing gorilla may be just what you need for your adult birthday party . 


Look at it. It's in a dress... and what looks like a fashionable summer top. It is ready for anything.


Seriously. This gorilla won't stop dancing. It's all it does here, all day. While it is entertaining, it does get in the way sometimes. So hire it and give it somewhere else to go, at least for a while. 

Gorilla Testimonials

pink gorilla

Awesome!!! Thanks for embarrassing her. I heard you were a good singer too. -  Justin Riss

black gorilla

“Just calling to say thank you so much for your hard work putting into the surprise today for Janelle. I think it went really well.  She was surprised and happy and we were all laughing about it. I know it was kind of a fiasco getting everything coordinated. I just wanted to tell you I really appreciate it and it was a great success - and I will recommend you guys to the next person I want to embarrass with a gorilla.” -- Ryan Masterson

pink gorilla and trainer

“I just wanted to say thank you for the telegram.  It was great!  You guys did a great job. Thank you very much.” --Carol Roddy

pink gorilla

“That was great!. Thanks!" --Pam Elliott

Chicken Singing Telegrams

chicken singing telegram

It's a chicken.


A singing chicken.


What more do you need to know?

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This is a usually a G rated show. Appropriate for an adult birthday party, family and corporate environments and suitable for children.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

pricing

Chicken is $150

Additional zone fee applies based on location. 

and 20% gratuity is customary.


Call today to order up some chicken singing telegrams!

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Chicken Testimonials

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You sang for my daughter as a chicken last week.  It was so much fun we want you to do it for another daughter!” --Diane Nelson

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 Everyone loved it! The chicken did a really good job.  - Jeff Brenner

Tuxedo Singing Telegrams

Grab interest

Hello Good Sir or Madam,


If you are reading this then you must be curious as to what services this dapper gentleman may provide. Bedecked with the finest linens from the finest haberdasher, our tuxedoed gentleman will deliver a song telegram to any person of your choosing.


He will come  serenade them with classic Jazz material from the 30's and 40's. For an additional cost, he can be equipped with a bouquet of the finest blooms to present during his performance.


Being polite and of good breeding, our gentleman requests that he know more about the recipient before he is to meet them. Please inform us a little bit about the recipient ahead of time so he might weave these tidbits into his singing telegram.


Our gentleman is quite versatile, capable of showing his manners of the utmost class. But if you must, he is also qualified to put on a show of high comedy or low. Please inform us of your requirements concerning planned adult birthday party .

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G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)


Even though it is not befitting a proper gentleman, for a little extra funding, he could be persuaded to remove his trousers in a suggestive fashion. However, he will only strip down to his undergarments, making this an acceptable act for both eating and drinking establishments.

pricing

tuxedo is $150

$50 add on for strip tease to boxers or bikini.

Additional zone fee applies based on location. 

and 20% gratuity is customary.


To be informed of any more details about our gentleman's services, or for further inquiries, do not hesitate to contact us, either by Tele-phone, or electric-mail.

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Tuxedo Singing Telegram Options

Female tuxedo gram

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Women party entertainers can wear tuxedos too. Classic attire for numerous occasions.

tuxedo flower delivery

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Send a romantic gesture with a singing flower delivery

Tuxedo Testimonials

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“It worked out great and I want to thank you.  I’ll put stars next to your name.” -- Gene Maze

female tuxedo

“It was perfect. She was great.  It was wonderful and perfect for the evening.” -- Kate Wilson

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“I just wanted to thank you for making my Mom & Dad’s wedding anniversary so special.  It really meant a lot to them. We were all impressed with the way you re-wrote the songs to be about our parents. The entertainer was both funny and an exceptionally talented singer.”

Tuxedo Gentleman Stripper

“Thank you so much for the hilarious stripper.  He was great and had everyone laughing.  I already tipped him $50.00 but I want to give him another $50.00 tip.  Could you also send a copy of the poem he wrote for my girlfriend?  We want to frame it. Everything worked out just perfectly, I didn’t think I was going to be able to
find anyone to this, but you guys really came through.” -- Rick Berg

Ivanna Singalot Singing Telegrams

Ivanna Singalot Singing Telegram

This lovely songstress will enchant the crowd because she loves to sing. She loves to SING A LOT!


A classic choice when you want to keep things upscale and not too silly at an adult birthday party . 


Ivanna has a beautiful voice and sings jazz standards, love songs, and songs of appreciation.


She will also incorporate personal information about the recipient to create a customized 15 minute show. She love performing singing telegrams.

tell us about your audience

Our party entertainers can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. This show is appropriate for family or corporate environments and suitable for children.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

pricing

Ivanna Singalot is $150

Additional zone fee applies based on location. 

and 20% gratuity is customary.

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Kooky Medical Singing Telegrams

KOOKY DOCTOR OR NURSE SINGING TELEGRAMS

"Time for your physical."


Know someone who needs some "get well" cheer or is feeling a little over the hill? Then send for the specialists! 


Alone or together, Nurse Krotchit and Doctor Kookmeister have the prescription to keep your special someone feeling fine! But first, they'll need an examination. Good thing our medical professionals come equipped with jokes, songs, and a rather large thermometer.


Perfect for "Over the Hill" themed parties.Or any adult birthday party.


Why not let this medical professional administer a series of tests and examinations to determine whether or not your loved one is "over the hill?"

tell us about your audience

Our party entertainers can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. We can make the singing telegrams appropriate for family or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

pricing

One performer is $150. Two performers are $275.

Additional zone fee applies based on location. 

and 20% gratuity is customary.

call now to book

Medical SingingTelegram Options

kooky doctor singing telegram

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Funny wacky doctor singing telegrams will make them laugh.

medical team singing telegram

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Celebrating birthdays for a couple? An anniversary? A groom's dinner? Have doctor and nurse team singing telegrams come an adult birthday party to make their day. Two are better than one!

Doctor and NurseTestimonials

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"He was great. She couldn't believe we did this to her. It was perfect" Carmen Meyer

Nurse STRIP Singing telegram

"She was wonderful. We were very happy with her. Everyone keeps talking about it. It was a really good time." Karen Kane 

doctor singing telegram

"He was great. She couldn't believe we did this to her. It was perfect" Carmen Meyer

DOCTOR SINGING TELEGRAM

"It was great. He was very funny. Thank you." Dan Scharbonneau 

Fairy Singing Telegrams

WACKY FAIRY OR MAN FAIRY SINGING TELEGRAM

The Wacky Fairy or the Man Fairy are ready to grant that birthday wish.


These colorful happy fairies bring light hearted fun to corporate office parties, home birthday parties, an adult birthday party in restaurants and other public places.


The fairy will create a customized 15 minute show full of songs and wacky humor. 

tell us about your audience

Our party entertainers can tailor fit our singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for family or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

pricing

Fairy is $150

Additional zone fee applies based on location. 

and 20% gratuity is customary.


Call us today so we can grant your wish to have a singing telegram!

call now to book

Fairy Options

wacky fairy singing telegram

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Fairy singing telegrams bring glittery fun to any adult birthday party.

man fairy singing telegram

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Funny Man Fairy singing telegrams are especially funny for a man's adult birthday party.

Fairy Testimonials

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“The feedback I got from the Wacky Fairy visit on Sat. afternoon was outstanding. The party person said it made her day and the whole group was just so entertained by her. Please give this message to her and thank her for such an outstanding job. I really appreciate her doing this performance and doing it so well. My birthday friend called today to tell me all about it. Thank you. I will use this service again and with 60 people at the party I am sure she will be recommended to others.” --Helen Madsen

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We love our customers, so feel free to call us during normal business hours. We will be happy to answer your adult birthday party questions and make suggestions in choosing the best party entertainers and singing telegrams for your event.

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2657 Grand St NE, Minneapolis, MN 55418, US

(612) 789-6666

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