Office and Family Singing Telegrams
Country Western Singing Telegrams
COW FOLK SINGING TELEGRAMS
Howdy Partner!
Has it been too long since your co-worker friends or family have had a good old fashioned hoe-down? Give us a holler!
Our Cowboy and Cowgirl will rustle up a fun show for you.
They'll bring their lasso and wrangle up the guest of honor and show them how cowhands have fun at an office birthday just like when they're down on the farm.
For fifteen rollicking minutes our cowhands will let loose with classic country-western songs and comedic banter in between.
Provide us with funny stories, personality quirks, pet peeves, hobbies and interests of the guest and our cowhands will give them a good-natured ribbing to remember at an adult birthday party.
tell us about your audience
We can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for family or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.
G rated - good clean humor
PG rated - flirtatious and fun
PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes
Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)
Like most of our performers, the cow folk are very willing to take off their clothes for an extra fee. The entertainer performs a highly comic strip tease down to boxer shorts or something skimpy, Perfect for birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties.
pricing
Pricing
one nerd is $150. Two nerds are $275
$50 add on for strip tease to boxers or bikini.
Additional zone fee applies based on location.
and 20% gratuity is customary.
Cowboy and Cowgirl Singing Telegrams
cowboy singing telegram
cowgirl singing telegram
cowgirl singing telegram
A cowboy can rustle up some good fun with his country singing and rural humor at an office birthday or adult birthday party.
cowgirl singing telegram
cowgirl singing telegram
cowgirl singing telegram
A cowgirl can lasso up some good country style fun.. even for an office birthday.
Honey Bear Singing Telegrams
HONEY BEAR SINGING TELEGRAM
Who doesn't appreciate a hug and a song from a big fuzzy bear on their birthday?
Our bear will sing songs, lead the group in a happy birthday singalong and incorporate information about the recipient to create an enjoyable 15 minute show for an adult birthday party, home party or office birthday.
Oozing with sweetness, the Honey Bear singing telegram is sure to bring smiles.
tell us about your audience
This is usually a G rated show. Appropriate for family and corporate environments and suitable for children. We can customize the show to fit your audience
G rated - good clean humor
PG rated - flirtatious and fun
PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes
pricing
Honey Bear is $150
Additional zone fee applies based on location.
and 20% gratuity is customary.
Happy Clown Singing Telegrams
happy CLOWN SINGING TELEGRAM
This clown is a regular, goofy clown whose only goal is to make as many people laugh as possible. It's great for adding circus-themed fun into an office birthday , and also great for someone who loves clowns, or for cheering up a friend or a child.
Maybe your grown up son complains he never got a clown for his children's birthday party. Send a clown for an adult birthday party. It's not too late!
tell us about your audience
This is usually a G rated show. Appropriate for family and corporate environments and suitable for children. We can customize the show to fit your audience
G rated - good clean humor
PG rated - flirtatious and fun
PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes
pricing
Happy Clown is $150
Additional zone fee applies based on location.
and 20% gratuity is customary.
Happy Clown Testimonials
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“It turned out good. We had a lot of fun with it. She did a great job” --Tina Brown
Big Baby Singing Telegrams
BIG BABY SINGING TELEGRAM
Is someone you know expecting a new little bundle of joy? Congratulate the happy mother or father with a singing, crying hilarious big baby singing telegram!
The big baby singing telegram is also an excellent choice if you know someone who just won't grow up, and want to tease them a little.
This is a very funny 15 minute singing telegram appearance. We customize the show with personal information about the new mom or dad. Tell us funny stories, embarrassing moments, nicknames, hobbies, interests and personality quirks. Our creative comic entertainers will find clever ways to work the information into the show. Yours guests will be extremely pleased with this singing telegram.
The Big Baby singing telegram is great for baby showers, congratulating the expectant mom or dad at the office, a gender reveal party, or even as congratulations after the birth of a new baby. It is also a fun character to send to “the baby” of the family on birthdays, retirement parties and all occasions. Suitable for restaurants and bars, this big baby singing telegram is both surprising and enjoyable.
tell us about your audience
This is usually a G rated show. Appropriate for family and corporate environments and suitable for children. We can customize the show to fit your audience
G rated - good clean humor
PG rated - flirtatious and fun
PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes
pricing
Big Baby is $150
Additional zone fee applies based on location.
and 20% gratuity is customary.
Big Baby Entertainer Options
big baby boy
big baby girl
big baby girl
Baby boy singing telegram can add a lot of laughter to an adult birthday party or for that big baby boss for an office birthday party.
big baby girl
big baby girl
big baby girl
Baby girl singing telegram is a great choice for an adult birthday party or office birthday celebration.
Big Baby Testimonials
big baby
“I had the pleasure to be at a baby shower, where you "delivered" a wonderful crash! I was quite impressed and my cheeks ached from laughing! Laughter is the music of the soul." --Barbara Blomer
Nerdy Singing Telegrams
NERD SINGING TELEGRAM
Meet Ned the nerd, a frightening cross between Harry Connick Jr. and Jerry Lewis.
And Dorky Doreen, so awkward you'd think she'd be shy, but she isn't!
These characters might show up to an office as an overzealous salesperson, a lovelorn customer, or simply a mysterious uninvited party guest.
Ned will make eyes at the birthday girl through coke-bottle glasses steamed with amorousness and woo her with his supple yet socially questionable vocal stylings.
Doreen will swoon with annoying affection, much to the dismay of the birthday boy as she sings her loving laments.
Our nerds will sing, joke around and entertain for fifteen minutes.
tell us about your audience
We can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for family or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.
G rated - good clean humor
PG rated - flirtatious and fun
PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes
Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)
Like most of our performers, the nerds are very willing to take off their clothes for an extra fee. The entertainer performs a highly comic strip tease down to boxer shorts or something skimpy, Perfect for birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties.
pricing
one nerd is $150. Two nerds are $275
$50 add on for strip tease to boxers or bikini.
Additional zone fee applies based on location.
and 20% gratuity is customary.
Nerdy Party Entertainer Options
ned the nerd
ned the nerd
ned the nerd
Nerdy Ned singing telegram is hilarious for an office birthday or any adult birthday party.
dorky doreen
ned the nerd
ned the nerd
Dorky Doreen, nerdy girl singing telegram can embarrass the guest of honor at an office birthday or adult birthday party.
Nerd Testimonials
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nerd
nerd
“The nerd was fabulous. I was absolutely thrilled. It was really entertaining. He was the best we’ve ever seen.” --Laura Lee
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nerd
nerd
“I wanted to Thank you for putting something together so quick for us yesterday. It was a BIG hit.”
--Jennifer Blakely
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nerd
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“Thanks for sending the nerd to embarrass my sister. It was a big hit. Very funny.”
Nerdy Cheerleaders Singing Telegrams!
NERDY CHEERLEADER SINGING TELEGRAM!
Does someone you know need a boost?! Well, our singing telegram cheerleaders are here to help!
So enthusiastic they were banned from the cheerleading league for suspected UCH (Uncommonly Cheerful Hormone) usage! They have been exonerated by a team of scientists who studied them and found that they just happen to have uncommon levels of enthusiasm!
They practice their routines 14 hours a day in a gravity chamber just so they can be ready to give their best performances to you!
Our cheerleaders will lead the guest of honor in some cheers at your adult birthday party! Any information you can tell us about the recipient?! Hobbies, interests, personality quirks, funny or embarrassing stories?! Our cheerleaders will use those things in their routine to cheer that person up!
Hire them individually, or as a team! They will provide you with 15 minutes of concentrated enthusiasm!
Perfect for company meetings when you want to break up a presentation with rah-rah, or great for congratulating someone on your team for a job well done! Invite them to an office birthday party! They will create personalized cheers based on your company or co-worker!
Every sentence in this description ends with an exclamation point! That's how enthusiastic they are! They are watching me write this right now! They won't let me use any other form of punctuation! Please send help!
Call Party Crasher People! Hire them so they have to leave!
tell about your audience
We can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for family or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.
G rated - good clean humor
PG rated - flirtatious and fun
PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes
pricing
one nerdy cheerleader is $150. Two are $275
Additional zone fee applies based on location
and 20% gratuity is customary.
Cheerleader Testimonials
cheerleaders
cheerleaders
cheerleaders
“The two cheerleaders sent to us for the luncheon were hilarious! The guy was so fired up that he was comical to watch and the woman was hysterical too. We could not believe she could hit those high notes (she must have some other singing career). They both used the lines I gave them which made them even more funny. The office staff had a great time. Please send our thank yous to these two. They were just great!!
--Mary E. Mitzuk, Principal, IHM-St. Luke's School
cheerleaders
cheerleaders
cheerleaders
“Just wanted to drop a quick note to say thank you for an awesome performance today! Two of your performers stopped by as cheerleaders to wish my boss a happy birthday. She was very surprised and very pleased. Thanks for helping make it special!” --Deidre Johnson
cheerleaders
cheerleaders
cheerleaders
“Great performance today at Amy's party! You have a great voice, it really was funny and you did a great job of embarrassing Amy but not too much. You also got the most out of the small amount of information we gave you. Have a great weekend!” --Dan Rutman
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QUESTIONS?
We love our customers, so feel free to call us during normal business hours. We will be happy to answer your singing telegram questions and make suggestions in choosing the best party entertainers for your adult birthday party or office birthday event. Available in Minneapolis, Saint Paul and western Wisconsin including Hudson.
Hours
Open today | 09:00 am – 05:00 pm |