Flirty Fun Singing Telegrams

Doctor and Nurse Singing Telegrams

DOCTOR OR NURSE SINGING TELEGRAMS

"Time for your physical."


Know someone who needs some "get well" cheer or is feeling a little over the hill? Then send for the specialists! Alone or together, Nurse Feelgood and Doctor Whoopee have the prescription to keep your special someone feeling fine! But first, they'll need an examination. Good thing our medical professionals come equipped with jokes, songs, and a rather large thermometer.


Perfect for an "Over the Hill" themed adult birthday party. Why not let this medical professional administer a series of tests and examinations to determine whether or not your loved one is "over the hill?"


The flirty fun nurse and doctor singing telegrams are also a good choice for teasing someone who is "accident prone."

A singing telegram includes three songs, a Happy Birthday Sing-a-long, (if it's a birthday you are celebrating,) and incorporates interactive comedy into a funny 15 minute singing telegram show. The doctor and nurse singing telegrams incorporate a multitude of funny props and jokes into a mock physical that will have the audience at your adult birthday party roaring with laughter.


Tell us funny stories, embarrassing moments, nicknames, hobbies, interests and personality quirks. What accidents or ailments have plagued them in the past? Our creative comic party entertainers will find clever ways to work the information into the show. Your will be extremely pleased with this singing telegram and everyone will tell you how clever you are for thinking of it.


The Party Crasher Doctor or Nurse Singing Telegram is great for birthdays, retirement parties, get well wishes and other occasions. Suitable for restaurants and bars, this party crasher singing telegram is both surprising and enjoyable.

tell us about your audience

We can tailor fit most of our singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)

pricing

One entertainer is $150. two entertainers are $275

$50 add on for strip tease  to boxers or bikini (no nudity.)

Additional zone fee applies based on location 

and 20% gratuity is customary.


Doctor and Nurse Singing Telegram, can be upgraded to a comedy strip-o-gram. The entertainer will do a strip tease to boxer shorts or something skimpy. (no nudity.) Excellent choice for bachelor parties and bachelorette parties. (We have to make sure the bride or groom is ready for that wedding night!) 


Make your appointment for a physical today!

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Doctor and Nurse Singing Telegrams

SEXY NURSE SINGING TELEGRAMS

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Cute and sexy flirty fun nurse singing telegram is a popular choice for an adult birthday party in Minneapolis, Saint Paul and all surrounding suburbs. 

MEDICAL TEAM

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Having a party for a couple? Try a man & woman team singing telegram to entertain at an anniversary party or groom's dinner.  Or if you're celebrating an adult birthday party for a couple, Two doctors are better than one for some flirty fun . 

our doctors make home visits

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Most doctors don't make home visits these days, but our flirty fun doctor party entertainers do. We will crash the party because the birthday girl missed her appointment at the clinic. Schedule your home visit today in Minneapolis, Saint Paul and surrounding areas including Hudson and western Wisconsin .

FUN OFFICE PRANK

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Kooky Nurse Krotchit singing telegram performs a funny physical in between songs. Great for an adult birthday party.

female doctor or male nurse

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Women are doctors and men are nurses too. Choose what party entertainers you like and have it your way!

DOCTOR OR NURSE STRIP SINGING TELEGRAMS

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Our singing telegram actors and actresses strip down to boxers or something skimpy for an adult birthday party . No nudity. PG 13 rating. Fun and flirty. Appropriate for parties with both men and women present.

Doctor and NurseTestimonials

doctor singing telegram

"He was great. She couldn't believe we did this to her. It was perfect" Carmen Meyer

Nurse STRIP Singing telegram

"She was wonderful. We were very happy with her. Everyone keeps talking about it. It was a really good time." Karen Kane 

doctor singing telegram

"He was great. She couldn't believe we did this to her. It was perfect" Carmen Meyer

DOCTOR SINGING TELEGRAM

"It was great. He was very funny. Thank you." Dan Scharbonneau 

French Maid Singing Telegrams

french maid singing telegram

Fifi the French Maid

Your husband or boss will certainly pass the white glove test after a visit from Fifi Fromage, our French-maid-for-hire. 


Her English isn't so good but she's well versed in ze language of love.  She doesn't do windows but is more than comfortable on ze floor. She'll buff and fluff your special guy and be quite willing to (how you saya "clean out his drawers?" 


This loose chanteuse will seduce him with song and if he thinks he can't dance, Wi wi, she'll show him he "can-can" indeed! Before becoming a maid, Fifi worked as a can-can girl in Paris. She will give the guest of honor a flirty fun dance lesson and coax him to can-can in front of the crowd.


This party entertainer character is a fun one to send to the man who is obsessively neat to "assist him with his cleaning duties,  It is also amusing to send Fifi to the consummate slob. After all, he could really use the help tidying things up.

Fifi sings three songs, does a Happy Birthday Sing-a-long, (if it's a birthday you are celebrating,) and incorporates interactive comedy into a funny 15 minute adult birthday party singing telegram show. 


Tell us funny stories, embarrassing moments, nicknames, hobbies, interests and personality quirks. Our creative comic party entertainers will find clever ways to work the information into the show. Your will be extremely pleased with this singing telegram and everyone will tell you how clever you are for thinking of it.

tell us about your audience

We can tailor fit most of our singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)


This French Maid Singing Telegram, can be upgraded to a comedy strip-o-gram.The entertainer will do a strip tease to a something skimpy. (no nudity.) Perfect for  birthday parties and bachelor parties in Minneapolis, Saint Paul and western Wisconsin.

pricing

Fifi the French maid is $150

$50 add on for strip tease to bikini. (no nudity.)

Additional zone fee applies based on location 

and 20% gratuity is customary.


Like most of our performers, Fifi very willing to take off h clothes for an extra fee. The entertainer performs a highly comic strip tease down to something even more skimpy Perfect for birthdays, and bachelor parties.  


Call us now, before the man gets too dusty!

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French Maid Testimonials

FRENCH MAID

"I just wanted to thank you again so much for the singing telegram.  Everybody there got such a kick out of it.  He was really surprised and actually liked it too.  Thank you very very much and if I know of anyone who needs a singing telegram I will certainly refer you guys." Susan Revier

FRENCH MAID

"Well party crasher, I want to say Thank you for another great production.  You're the best in the business when it comes to crashing parties.  I don't know how anybody can top being crashed by you.  Thanks again." Andrew Picard

Zorro Singing Telegrams

zorro singing telegram

Our Zorro has lost his sword, and has to leave his mark with his sharp tongue and swift kisses instead. Like a flash of night, the mysterious masked man enters, and when he leaves he will have escaped with the hearts of all those that have seen him and left only kisses.


Flirty fun Zorro needs to know about who's heart he is to steal, however. Tell us a bit about the lucky recipient of Zorro's advances so he may do his best to make his adult birthday party visit one that they do never forget. He sings and entertains for 15 minutes.

tell us about your audience

We can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. We can make the show appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)


This Zorro Singing Telegram, can be upgraded to a comedy strip-o-gram. The entertainer will strip to boxers. (no nudity.)

Pricing

Zorro is $150

$50 add on for strip tease to boxers. (no nudity.)

Additional zone fee applies based on location 

and 20% gratuity is customary.

 

To request Zorro', call the office, where we will wistfully wait by the open window, longing for his return.

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Flaming Gay Zorro Singing Telegrams

flaming gay zorro singing telegram

In a flash of obsidian and... sequins? 


Our flaming flirty fun gay Zorro comes in to save the day. With a toss of his cape and a stomp of his boot, he will announce his presence.


He'll sing three songs and flirt in an attempt to win the affection of the birthday boy or girl. He will also incorporate personal information about the recipient for a customized 15 minute show.

tell us about your audience

We can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. We can make the show appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult birthday party audiences.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)

pricing

Flaming Gay Zorro is $150

$50 add on for strip tease to boxers. (no nudity.)

Additional zone fee applies based on location 

and 20% gratuity is customary.

Magic Jeanie Singing Telegram

MAGIC JEANIE BELLY DANCER SINGING TELEGRAM

Your wish is her command… What birthday, retirement, or bachelor party would be complete without a magic genie? Say the word and she’ll suddenly appear to grant that special guy his three wishes (of course, our genie can be a little stubborn and she’ll insist that one of those wishes is to learn how belly-dance in front of his friends.)


Hypnotized by her sultry voice, he’ll surely want to know what she’s hiding under her shimmering veils. She is well-versed in the arts of both song and dance, and will charm even the hardest of hearts at your adult birthday party .


She will dance her way to the person lucky enough to have been bestowed with her services, and beguile them with flirty fun song and dance for an earthly 15 minutes, until she departs, leaving only the memory of her veils and the faint scent of her perfume.


If you tell us a little about the recipient, we will be sure to pass it along to our Jeanie, who will deftly incorporate those secrets into her act.

tell us about your audience

Our party entertainers can tailor fit our singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)

Close the deal

Jeanie is $150

$50 add on for strip tease down to something skimpy. (no nudity.)

Additional zone fee applies based on location 

and 20% gratuity is customary.


For an extra fee, this jeanie will be happy to unveil with a comedy PG rated strip tease. Great for birthdays and bachelor parties.


To call upon her services, please call us first, at the Sultanate of Party Crashers. 

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Fishing Gal Singing Telegrams

fishing gal singing telegram

Looks like she’s caught herself a big one! The perfect surprise for any fishing enthusiast, our sexy fisher gal will reel in your special guy. Hook, line and sinker! With her special lures, she’ll make sure he won’t be “the man that got away…” 


The Fishing Gal Pal will stay for 15 minutes and sing 3 songs. Tell us about the intended recipient, their pet peeves, their worst fears and biggest fish stories!  Our talented flirty fun entertainer will incorporate the information to create a custom made personalized adult birthday party show . 


This highly enjoyable singing telegram and is a great way to surprise someone at their birthday party, retirement party or any special occasion.. 

tell us about your audience

Our party entertainers can tailor fit most of our singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)

pricing

Fishing gal is $150

$50 add on for strip tease down to bikini. (no nudity.)

Additional zone fee applies based on location 

and 20% gratuity is customary.


We can customize this show to include a highly comical strip tease down to a bathing suit. 

call now to book

Tool Time Gal Singing Telegrams

Tool Time Gal Singing Telegrams

Does your mechanic need a helping hand? Our Tool Time Gal is a handy helper when it comes to making laughter. She might not know exactly how to use those drills, but she does know how to nail a joke. Perfect for an adult birthday party.


She sings 3 flirty fun songs and jokes around incorporating personal information about the recipient that you provide. This is a 15 minute highly enjoyable singing telegram.

tell us about your audience

Our party entertainers can tailor fit most of our singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)

pricing

Tool time gal is $150

$50 add on for strip tease down to something skimpy. (no nudity.)

Additional zone fee applies based on location 

and 20% gratuity is customary.


Call today to fix that drip!

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Handyman Singing Telegrams

Handyman Singing Telegram

Whether it’s the plumber come to fix your pipes or the roofer who’s heard you need a good nailing, our “Mr. Fix-it” has all the clever dialogue to keep your adult birthday party audience laughing. 


You decide where this act will go. Will he be the handsome hunk with a voice to melt the hardest of your girlfriends’ hearts? Or will he reveal a sleazier side when he starts to take off his clothes?


Great for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or if you know someone that needs a little bit of help around the house. 


The handy man will sing 3 songs and incorporate personal information about the recipient to construct a flirty fun 15 minute singing telegram show that will create a lasting memory.

tell us about your audience

Our party entertainers can tailor fit most of our singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)

pricing

Handy man is $150

$50 add on for strip tease down to boxers (no nudity.)

Additional zone fee applies based on location 

and 20% gratuity is customary.


For an extra fee, the handyman singing telegram can be upgraded into a strip down to underwear (no nudity), and is safe for both bars and restaurants. This strip can be either comedic, sexy, or both. 


Call us today, and we'll make sure our handyman packs all the tools he needs to make your party a good time. 

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Sexy Fire Fighter Singing Telegrams

Sexy Fire Fighter Singing Telegram

This fire fighter woman will start fires that you won't want put out. 


She'll sing “Come on Baby, Light my fire,” and two other flirty fun songs, mixed in comedy banter. to ignite a 15 minute customized singing telegram show. 


Great for those fire starters in your life, whether they have issues accidentally starting fires or are just pyromaniacs. This is also a great telegram for any guys who are firefighters that you happen to know. Maybe he has so many candles on the birthday cake he needs some help putting them out!

tell us about your audience

Our party entertainers can tailor fit this singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for an adult birthday party .


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)

pricing

Fire fighter woman is $150

$50 add on for strip tease down to bikini. (no nudity.)

Additional zone fee applies based on location 

and 20% gratuity is customary.


For an extra fee, the fire girl can put on a smoldering striptease down to something skimpy. Appropriate for bars and restaurants and great for bachelor parties.


Call now to light a comedy fire at your party!

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Biker Mama Singing Telegrams

Biker Mama Singing Telegram

Rough and ready!  She ain't no back warmer.


Surprise your motorcycle fanatic or wanna-be biker with his very own flirty fun Biker Mama. 


She's "Born to be Wild" and has got just what it takes to rev his engines good. If it's his adult birthday party, there may even be a spankin' in order. She's kinda mean and rough around the edges, but that might be just what he needs. She can take his ego for a ride, or flatten it out and leave tire tracks all over it. 


Biker Mama sings 3 songs and incorporates personal information into this entertaining 15 minute show. Be a snitch. Tell us funny stories and embarrassing moments about the recipient. Biker mama loves to tease!

tell us about your audience

Our party entertainers can tailor fit most of our singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)

pricing

Biker mama is $150

$50 add on for strip tease down to bikini. (no nudity.)

Additional zone fee applies based on location 

and 20% gratuity is customary.


This comedy singing telegram may be upgraded to a comedy strip tease. Great for birthday parties and  bachelor parties.


Call today! Don't let her get PMS. (Parked Motorcycle Syndrome.)

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Biker Daddy Singing Telegrams

Biker Daddy Singing Telegram

Dressed in leather and ready to party, flirty fun biker daddy  is in the saddle to rip it up!


What better way to celebrate that biker woman's birthday than with her very own biker daddy? Our biker daddy can be a BAMBI (Born-Again Middle-Aged Biker,) or a young hot stud. either way, he delivers the songs, jokes and laughter to keep your adult birthday party audience rolling.


It's OK to be a snitch. Tell us all about the recipient. Funny stories, secrets, and embarrassing stuff she doesn't want anyone to know. Our talented party entertainers will use the info to create a hilarious, memorable 15 minute singing telegram show.


So hold onto your brain bucket and get your motor runnin' for rip roarin' good time!

tell us about yur audience

We can tailor fit most of our singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)

pricing

Biker daddy is $150

$50 add on for strip tease down to boxers. (no nudity.)

Additional zone fee applies based on location 

and 20% gratuity is customary.


At risk of being a squid, our biker daddy is very willing to take off his clothes for an extra fee. The entertainer performs a highly comic strip tease down to boxer shorts. Perfect for birthdays, and bachelorette parties. 


Call now before he gets pulled over by the heat!

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Sexy It Girl Clown Singing Telegrams

Sexy It Girl Clown Singing Telegram

 If an "it girl" could be a clown, this would be her! Excellent choice for an adult birthday party.


Great option for Pennywise fans or someone you know who likes sexy clowns.


This flirty fun party entertainer will sing 3 fun songs and entertain for 15 minutes incorporating personal information about the recipient.

Tell us about your audience. Our party entertainers can tailor our singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for an adult birthday party.

G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Pricing

Sexy clown is $150

Additional zone fee applies based on location 

and 20% gratuity is customary.

Don't hesitate to call. All clowns aren't scary!

tell us about your audience

Our party entertainers can tailor our singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for an adult birthday party.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

pricing

Sexy clown is $150

Additional zone fee applies based on location 

and 20% gratuity is customary.


Don't hesitate to call. All clowns aren't scary!

call now to book

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2657 Grand St NE, Minneapolis, MN 55418, US

(612) 789-6666

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