Family Friendly Singing Telegrams
Wonderful Woman Singing Telegrams
WONDERFUL WOMAN SINGING TELEGRAM
Wonderful Woman is a popular choice for a congratulations singing telegram or for that super hero woman you'd like to acknowledge, or for that guy with a crush on comic book characters.
Our Wonderful Woman will sing 3 songs and joke around with interactive comedy to create 15 minute entertaining show. Tell us some funny stories, hobbies, nicknames, and embarrassing moments about the guest of honor. This singing telegram is personalized with information to make them the hero of the show.
tell us about your audience
We can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for family entertainment or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for an adult birthday party in Minneapolis or Saint Paul MN.
G rated - good clean humor
PG rated - flirtatious and fun
PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes
Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)
Like most of our performers, wonderful woman is very willing to take off her clothes for an extra fee. The entertainer performs a highly comic strip tease down to something even more skimpy, Perfect for birthdays, and bachelor parties.
pricing
Wonderful woman is $150
$50 add on for strip tease to bikini
Additional zone fee applies based on location
and 20% gratuity is customary.
King and Queen of the Jungle Singing Telegrams
jungle jane or jungle jon singing telegram
"Me Jane. Jane need man. Jane need good man. Man with big ungowa!"
If you know someone who is the king of the jungle, the party animal or just someone who needs to be tamed, perhaps he needs a visit from Jungle Jane, queen of the jungle.
This silly jungle woman will sing and entertain for 15 minutes. Tell us some funny stories and embarrassing moments about the guest of honor. This singing telegram is personalized with information to make him the star of the show. We can design this character to be a good fit for family entertainment and a woman's birthday too.
We also have a Jungle Man, Jon, king of the jungle.
tell us about your audience
We can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for family or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for an adult birthday party in Minneapolis or Saint Paul, MN.
G rated - good clean humor
PG rated - flirtatious and fun
PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes
Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)
Our jungle characters are very willing to take off their clothes for an extra fee. The entertainer performs a highly comic strip tease down to boxers or something even more skimpy, Perfect for birthdays.
pricing
Jungle Jane is $150. Both Jane & Jon are $275
$50 add on for strip tease to boxers or bikini
Additional zone fee applies based on location
and 20% gratuity is customary.
Warrior Woman Singing Telegrams
warrior woman singing telegram
With her signature battle cry our warrior princess makes her presence known.
If you know someone who loves Xena or Vikings, they will also love our warrior woman. She will teach the recipient the ways of battle, leading them in an impromptu training session so they can help her with her fight against tyranny. She will also serenade them with the ancient songs of her warrior people.
She lives to protect the innocent. Tell us about the recipient so we can tell our warrior princess how innocent, (or not so innocent,) they are. She will work that information into her 15 minute entertaining appearance. She sings 3 songs and engages the crowd with funny jokes and interactive comedy before she must depart to continue her quest for redemption.
tell us about your audience
We can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for family entertainment or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for your adult birthday party.
G rated - good clean humor
PG rated - flirtatious and fun
PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes
Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)
Like most of our performers, warrior woman very willing to take off her clothes for an extra fee. The entertainer performs a highly comic strip tease down to a bikini, Perfect for birthdays, and bachelor parties.
pricing
Warrior woman is $150
$50 add on for strip tease to bikini..
Additional zone fee applies based on location
and 20% gratuity is customary.
Superstar Warriors Singing Telegrams
superstar warrior singing telegram
If you know someone who just can't get enough of Star Wars, our Superstar Warrior characters are sure to please.
Have one character, or more for a memorable birthday, anniversary or retirement surprise.
They will test the recipient on their skills using "the force."
The singing telegram entails 15 minutes of singing and comedy interaction. Tell us funny stories, personality quirks, hobbies and interests. We incorporate personal information about the recipient to make them the star of the show!
tell us about your audience
We can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for family entertainment or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult an adult birthday party .
G rated - good clean humor
PG rated - flirtatious and fun
PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes
Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)
Like most of our performers, the Superstar Jedi and Princess are very willing to take off their clothes for an extra fee. The entertainer performs a highly comic strip tease down to boxer shorts or bikini, Perfect for birthdays,
Sorry, the dark lord costume is too difficult to take off for a strip tease.
pricing
one entertainer is $150. two entertainers are 275
$50 add on for strip tease boxers or bikini.
Additional zone fee applies based on location
and 20% gratuity is customary.
Superstar Warrior Options
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Folk Girl Singing Telegrams
folk girl singing telegram
Is someone you know so proud to be Swedish? Do they like Lena and Ole jokes?
Are maybe it's their German heritage they boast about all the time. Or Ukrainian, Polish, Romanian? You name it, and we will provide the singing, jokes and laughter. Our European folk girls can don the accents needed to create a customized folk girl show for your adult birthday party.
Tell us some funny stories and embarrassing moments about the guest of honor. This singing telegram is personalized with information to make them the star of the show.
tell us about your audience
We can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for family entertainment or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for an adult birthday party.
G rated - good clean humor
PG rated - flirtatious and fun
PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes
Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)
Like most of our performers, the folk girl is very willing to take off her clothes for an extra fee. The entertainer performs a highly comic strip tease down to a bikini. Perfect for birthdays, and bachelor parties.
pricing
folk girl is $150
$50 add on for strip tease down to bikini.
Additional zone fee applies based on location
and 20% gratuity is customary.
Kilt Man Singing Telegrams
SCOTTISH OR IRISH KILT MAN SINGING TELEGRAM
Top o' the mornin' to you!
The kilt man is a great character for those who are proud of their kilt wearing heritage. Be it Irish or Scottish, we have the kilt-ish garb. He will delight your bonnie lass with his lilting voice and comic banter as he weaves a 15 minute show designed especially for her.
Tell us some funny stories and embarrassing moments about the guest of honor. This singing telegram is personalized with information to make her the star of the show.
tell us about your audience
We can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for family entertainment or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for an adult birthday party in Minneapolis or Saint Paul MN and all surrounding suburbs.
G rated - good clean humor
PG rated - flirtatious and fun
PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes
Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)
Like most of our performers, the kilt man very willing to take off his clothes for an extra fee. The entertainer performs a highly comic strip tease down to boxer shorts, Perfect for birthdays, and bachelorette parties.
pricing
kilt man is $150
$50 add on for strip tease down to boxers or something skimpy.
Additional zone fee applies based on location
and 20% gratuity is customary.
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QUESTIONS?
We love our customers, so feel free to call us during normal business hours. We will be happy to answer your singing telegram questions and make suggestions in choosing the best adult party entertainers and children's party entertainers for your event. We'll help you decide on the best birthday party ideas to create a lasting memory.
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