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Univited Party Crasher Singing Telegrams

Party Crasher Singing Telegrams

The Uninvited party crasher

This one's the classic... the uninvited guest that nobody seems to know.

It could be an acquaintance she "should" know from work, an old boyfriend from high school, a long lost relative, a friend of a friend of her cousin Billy. It could well be something we haven't even thought of yet but with your suggestions can easily create. 



This obnoxious boar who can't tell a joke but thinks he's the life of the party, will loudly introduce himself to all your party guests, laugh too loud and maybe even complain about the food and beverage selection.

Once this party crasher's annoying and embarrassing antics give way to song, your friend will realize they've been had and that sometimes the most unwanted guest turns out to be the best.



This is a very funny 15 minute singing telegram appearance customized with personal information about the guest of honor. Tell us funny stories, embarrassing moments, nicknames, hobbies, interests and personality quirks.  Our creative comic entertainers will find clever ways to work the information into the show. 


The party crasher singing telegram is both surprising and enjoyable. Our actors and actresses are very convincing at pretending to be drunk. They'll not only fool the guest of honor, but all the party guests as well, so keep this uninvited party guest a secret for the most impactful experience!

tell us about your audience

We can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for family or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)


Like most of our performers, the party crasher very willing to take off his clothes for an extra fee. The entertainer performs a highly comic strip tease down to boxer shorts, Perfect for birthdays and bachelorette parties. 

pricing

The party crasher is $150

$50 add on for strip tease down to boxers

Additional zone fee applies based on location. 

and 20% gratuity is customary.

Call to reserve your Party Crasher People Singing Telegram today!

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Uninvited Party Guest Testimonials

party crasher

Great job!!!!!!! Loved it - Leslie Curry

TIPSY TART

"That was fantastic! Job well done." Kim Wylde

tipsy tart

“She was wonderful.  Absolutely perfect.  She did a really good job.”

Party crasher fake girlfriend

She did a super job.  Great staff for you.  I will recommend. - Mark Lynde

Tipsy Tart Singing Telegrams

The tipsy tart

The tipsy tart has had one too many Malibu-cokes. Make that five too many Malibu-cokes!  Even though she has trouble walking she still manages to hone in on the birthday boy, targeting him as her new boyfriend.


She's wild and flirty, a bit too loud, as most drunken ladies are. She may just pass out on the floor for a minute while your party guests are aghast at the spectacle.


Once this tipsy tart's sloppy and embarrassing antics give way to song, the victim will realize he's been punked and that sometimes the most unwanted guest turns out to be the best.


This is a very funny 15 minute singing telegram appearance customized with personal information about the guest of honor. Tell us funny stories, embarrassing moments, nicknames, hobbies, interests and personality quirks.  Our creative comic entertainers will find clever ways to work the information into the show. 


The tipsy tart singing telegram is both surprising and enjoyable. Our actresses are very convincing at pretending to be drunk. They'll not only fool the guest of honor, but all the party guests as well, so keep this uninvited party guest a secret for the most impactful experience!

tell us about your audience

We can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for family or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)


Like most of our performers, the tipsy tart is very willing to take off his clothes for an extra fee. The entertainer performs a highly comic strip tease down to something skimpy, Perfect for birthdays, retirements and bachelor parties. 

pricing

The tipsy tart is $150

$50 add on for strip tease down to boxers

Additional zone fee applies based on location. 

and 20% gratuity is customary.

Call to reserve your Party Crasher People Singing Telegram today!

call to book now

Bag Lady Singing Telegrams

The bag lady

"Hey... hey you. You gonna eat that?"   


Here you thought you'd have a nice private party at your home or nearby restaurant and in shambles Gladys, scrounging for food or, better yet, booze. She's not very used to you "high society types" and hasn't quite mastered the concept of "Minnesota nice" so she might insult or harass the guest of honor a bit. 


But she's got a golden, jazzy voice and a disarming sense of humor which eventually puts everyone at ease. And who knows? Perhaps one of her battered satchels might contain a birthday surprise.


This is a very funny 15 minute singing telegram appearance customized with personal information about the guest of honor. Tell us funny stories, embarrassing moments, nicknames, hobbies, interests and personality quirks. Our creative comic entertainers will find clever ways to work the information into the show. 


The Bag Lady singing telegram is great for birthdays, retirement parties, wedding and baby showers and all occasions. Suitable for restaurants and bars, this bag lady singing telegram is both surprising and enjoyable.   

tell us about your audience

We can tailor fit this singing telegram to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for family or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.


G rated - good clean humor

PG rated - flirtatious and fun

PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes

Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)


Like most of our performers, Gladys is very willing to take off her clothes for an extra fee. The question is... what lies beneath? Will it be a bikini-clad beauty or a sight even more frightening and outrageous than the fully clothed version? You choose! 


The entertainer performs a highly comic strip tease revealing unattractive old fashioned long-johns, thankfully hiding an aging lumpy physique or she transforms into an attractive young woman wearing  something skimpy, .Perfect for bachelor and bachelorette parties.

pricing

Bag lady is $150

$50 add on for strip tease down to boxers or something skimpy.

Additional zone fee applies based on location. 

and 20% gratuity is customary.

Call to reserve your Party Crasher People Singing Telegram today!

call to book now

Bag Lady Testimonials

BAG LADY

"I just got off the phone with my family and the bag lady just paid them a visit.  Everybody thought it was absolutely hilarious.  It was one of the best things they'd ever seen.  It was just great. I wanted to thank you and let you know how fabulous it was.  If you need a reference you can use me anytime." Ingrid Ostinat

STRIPPING BAG LADY

"Hi Mo. Thank you again wonderfully. You are very talented. We really enjoyed your performance." Chris Cox

BAG LADY

"Everyone loved it.  The bag-lady was so funny and a great singer too. People are still talking about it.  We will definitely be using you again." Thomas W. Dahms

bag lady

Thank your "bag lady" for me.  She did a great job! --Heather

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Party Crasher People

2657 Grand St NE, Minneapolis, MN 55418, US

(612) 789-6666

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