Funny Prank Singing Telegrams

Cop Singing Telegram

MALE OR FEMALE POLICE OFFICER SINGING TELEGRAMS

Has there been a noise complaint from the neighbors?  Party guests illegally parked? With your help, we'll find a reason to track down, interrogate, and handcuff your honored guest or friend.  There may be a few awkward questions asked or an embarrassing dexterity test to pass, but sooner or later, your friend will win back their freedom amidst song and splendor!



This hilarious funny prank character wears a realistic cop uniform, fooling your guests for the first minute or so. At the appropriate moment, the actor or actress will burst into song letting the crowd know they've been had.





For a memorable prank, this cop singing telegram can call out the license plates of the cars parked outside that are about to be towed away, much to the dismay of your party guests. Have another funny birthday idea? Let us know so we can customize the show to your needs.





Once the facade has been broken, the 15 minute act continues with three songs and interactive comedy. Tell us funny stories, embarrassing moments, nicknames, hobbies, interests and personality quirks. Our creative comic entertainers will find clever ways to work the information into the show.



The prank police officer singing telegram is great for birthday parties, retirement parties, April Fools Day. Suitable for the office, restaurants and bars, this police officer singing telegram is both surprising and enjoyable.



Tell us about your audience. We can tailor fit this singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for family or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.





G rated - good clean humor


PG rated - flirtatious and fun


PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes


Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)





Like most of our performers, the police officers are very willing to take off their clothes for an extra fee. The entertainer performs a highly comic strip tease, perfect for bachelor and bachelorette parties. 





Pricing


one cop is $150. Two cops are $275


$50 add on for strip tease down to boxers or something skimpy.


Additional zone fee applies based on location. 


and 20% gratuity is customary.





Call to reserve your Party Crasher People Singing Telegram today!

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Fake Police Officer Options

female cop

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Our funny prank female police officers can be realistic or sexy

police officer team

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Having a party for a couple? Try a man & woman cop team for a funny birthday idea at an anniversary party or groom's dinner.  Or if you're celebrating two birthdays at once, Two cops are better than one. 

good cop gay cop

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Here's another funny birthday idea twist to the cop team.  The good cop has come to arrest the birthday guy or gal. The gay cop is too busy flirting with the men at the party to do his job

OFFICE PRANKS

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The fake cop is a great prank for the office or work setting.

HOME PARTIES

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Our fake cops carry fake handcuffs. But they look pretty real and will will happy to cuff the guest of honor! (Which is always a funny birthday idea.)

COP STRIP SINGING TELEGRAMS

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Our actors and actresses strip down to boxers or something skimpy. No nudity. PG 13 rating. Fun and flirty .Appropriate for parties with both men and women present.

Testimonials

FEMALE POLICE OFFICER

"Just wanted to let you know that it turned out beautifully! I don't know if Kirk completely bought it, but he was definitely skeptical. I didn't catch the "Officer's" name, but she was fantastic. Let her know that she did a superb job and that she has a beautiful voice. I'd definitely use Party Crashers again. Thanks for making Kirk's 27th birthday a blast!"   - Best Regards, Kristi Davis

Police Officer

"We had the police officer come and it was much more than we expected. It was very entertaining and we want to use your company again." -  Debra Hanegraaf

FEMALE COP STRIP

Thanks. The cop was great. She made the party and my guy feels so loved. Great job,
Mollie Ayn Miller Ziebart 

male police officer

Omg. Definitely going to use you guys again. Made my cousins birthday. -  

Rocci Berrini

FBI TEAM

“He loved it. It worked out very well. He was totally fooled. Thank you very much.” -- Matt

fbi agent

“He was very good. Thank you very much.” -- Mary Goering

Federal Bureau of Investigation Singing Telegrams

FBI AGENT SINGING TELEGRAM

Has the secretary been embezzling money to fund her offshore investments? Has your boss been running an illegal porn site from the office computer? You decide the crime and we’ll take care of the culprit with this funny prank singing telegram. 





As always, public humiliation is our specialty but we won’t make our victims sweat for too long – once the cuffs are in place, we’ll have a captive audience for songs, jokes, and a special tribute which will get the whole party or office involved.



We have both female and male FBI agents available. Or an FBI team for a funny birthday idea.





Tell us about your audience. We can tailor fit most of our funny prank singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.





G rated - good clean humor


PG rated - flirtatious and fun


PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes


Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)





For an extra fee, our agents can be authorized to perform a PG rated striptease, appropriate for bars and restaurants with approval from the management.





Pricing


one FBI Agent is $150. Two FBI Agents are $275


$50 add on for strip tease down to boxers or something skimpy.


Additional zone fee applies based on location. 


and 20% gratuity is customary.





Call to reserve your Party Crasher People Singing Telegram today!

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Cranky Customer Singing Telegram

CRANKY CUSTOMER SINGING TELEGRAMS

"What is this person's problem?





They're irrational, demanding, impossible to please. They won't stop complaining and they live by the phrase "the customer is always right"!!!





Our funny prank cranky customer will good-naturedly get on the nerves of the unsuspecting target, bringing them to the brink of losing their patience before unveiling their true purpose. To wish them happy birthday!





Your friend, family, or co-worker will be horrified by this unknown assailant who just won't leave them alone.


That horror will turn to surprise and delight as the customer transforms from a prank surly crank into a smiling singer. This act is a funny birthday idea perfect for restaurant owners, bartenders, business owners, anyone who works in customer service.



The Cranky Customer will stay for 15 minutes and sing 3 songs. Tell us about the intended recipient, their pet peeves, their worst fears about dealing with customers, and our talented entertainers will become the customer from hell they never wanted to deal with. This highly enjoyable prank telegram and is a great way to surprise someone in their workplace.





Tell us about your audience. We can tailor fit most of our funny prank singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.





G rated - good clean humor


PG rated - flirtatious and fun


PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes





Call us today. We do our best to make sure our customers aren't cranky.

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Cranky Customer Testimonials

cranky customer

“That was just perfect. He completely bought it. Not only was he scared, but the whole room was nervous for him.  She came back with all the right answers and really had him going. It was great and really funny.”
--Jennifer Peters

cranky customer

“Thank you Mo for everything!  I heard it was fabulous!!  Thank you again!” --Shanna Cito

Bad Wait Service Singing Telegram

fake bad waiter or waitress singing telegram

Celebrating at a restaurant? If the establishment is game we can send one of our funny prank entertainers to pose as wait staff and give your guest of honor horrible service.





They'll keep up the ruse for the first 10 minutes or so, and then break into song to let the recipient in on the prank. They continue with a 10 minute customized singing and comedy show.





Check with the management at the restaurant for approval so they are in on it. Find out what the servers' uniforms look like so our actor or actress can dress accordingly to blend in. (We want them to fall for the prank!)





Tell us about your audience. We can tailor fit most of our prank singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for family or corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.





G rated - good clean humor


PG rated - flirtatious and fun


PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes


Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)





For an extra fee, this telegram can be upgraded into a PG rated comedy strip, a funny birthday idea! And perfect for bachelor or bachelorette parties. Appropriate for both men and women in the audience.





Pricing


Bad waiter or waitress is $150.


$50 add on for strip tease down to boxers or something skimpy.


Additional zone fee applies based on location. 


and 20% gratuity is customary.





Make your reservation for Bad Service Today!

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Fake Package Delivery Service

UP YourS Delivery singing telegrams

What could be in that mangled package? It’s something obviously broken, judging by the rattle of broken glass inside. 





But your friend will never know, as our disgruntled and lazy funny prank delivery person is demanding payment for it's COD delivery. Which will win out? Your friend’s curiosity as to the box’s contents? Or their unwillingness to pay for damaged goods? In either case, the delivery person’s sudden song and embarrassing flattery will prove the best package of all.





UP Yours delivery is also capable of delivering real presents if they are provided (they won't break those).





We have male and female fake delivery entertainers. Great for receptionists or people who accept deliveries. A very funny birthday idea.





Tell us about your audience. We can tailor fit most of our singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.





G rated - good clean humor


PG rated - flirtatious and fun


PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes


Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)





For an extra fee, this telegram can be upgraded into a PG rated comedy strip, perfect for bachelor or bachelorette parties and appropriate for both men and women in the audience.





Pricing


UP YourS Delivery is $150.


$50 add on for strip tease down to boxers or something skimpy.


Additional zone fee applies based on location. 


and 20% gratuity is customary.





Call us today for speedy delivery! 

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Pizza Face Delivery Singing Telegrams

FAKE PIZZA DELIVERY SINGING TELEGRAM

Showing up with a pizza that nobody ordered and no one would want, this obviously soul-deadened delivery person is as greasy as the cold, stained box itself (and with equally unappealing and unrecognizable toppings.) 





Yet, someone must pay or Pizza-face will stay. Who’ll pay? Your friends, of course, when they realize they have just been pranked.





They'll cheer up when they find this gag hides a song and a surprise.





After the funny prank is revealed, Pizza Face will sing and joke around for 15 minutes. If you provide us with embarrassing stories about the guest of honor, he will roast them better than he did with the stale cold pizza.





Tell us about your audience. We can tailor fit most of our funny prank singing telegrams to best suit your crowd. We can make the shows appropriate for corporate environments and suitable for children, or a little more racy for adult audiences.





G rated - good clean humor


PG rated - flirtatious and fun


PG 13 - a little more racy with sexual innuendo jokes


Strip grams PG 13 - sexy and a little naughty (no full nudity)





For an extra fee, this telegram can be upgraded into a PG rated comedy strip, a funny birthday idea, and perfect for bachelor or bachelorette parties. And appropriate for both men and women in the audience.





Pricing


fake pizza delivery is $150.


$50 add on for strip tease down to boxers or something skimpy.


Additional zone fee applies based on location. 


and 20% gratuity is customary.





Call to reserve your Party Crasher People Singing Pizza Delivery today! We'll hold the anchovies.

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